10 Truths About Ireland

10 Truths About Ireland

I’m writing a series of posts about my trip to Ireland, but I thought I’d start with some things you should know if you get the chance to go: Driving on the left side of the road isn’t too rough. You get used to it pretty fast. But. Other than the highways, the roads...
Ruined

Ruined

You haven’t experienced real love until you and your significant other stand together, watching your shit pour onto the ground at your feet. No, this is not a metaphor. That’s how my latest Scampabout began, in my driveway. And before you RV pros chastise me for not...

Scamp Porn 5: Giant Earlobes = Cash Money (video)

I’ll write a longer post about my trip to New Orleans, with lots of photos, but not today. I’ve got to handle some much needed post-vacation desk excavation. But I wanted to give you a taste of my weekend: Note my horrified, involuntary voiceover. Best...
Law & Murder

Law & Murder

On my trip to Hawaii in March I saw all seven national parks. (Read more about my adventures here, here, here, and here.) The most fascinating of the bunch was Pu’uhonua o Honaunau National Park on the Big Island, and no, I can’t possibly pronounce it. When you...